Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Why are Manhole Covers Round?



It's impossible not to notice them. You've likely also noticed that everywhere in the world, manhole covers are round. This is also a question which you may be asked in an interview and was famously asked to job applicants applying at Google...this happens so much it's included in (The Complete Idiot's Guide to Job Interviews.) If you're asked this question, the interviewer isn't so much concerned with the correct answer, rather, they're wondering how you'll go about coming to an answer. The question is an easy way to gauge your problem solving skills and ability to think on your feet.


According to Larry Scheckel in his book: Ask A Science Teacher: 250 Answers to Questions You've Always Had About How Everyday Stuff Really Works.

Manholes are round because “it is the best shape to resist the compression of Earth around it.” Round shapes are easier to manufacture than square or rectangular shapes, and because manhole covers are heavy, being round makes them easier to move from place to place (just roll them!). As an added benefit, workers don’t need to line up the covers with any angles, making round covers easy to slip into place.

But perhaps the biggest reason that manhole covers are round is that round covers can’t fall through a circular opening. “For all manholes, there is a ‘lip’ around the rim of the hole, holding up the cover, which means that the underlying hole is smaller than the cover,” Scheckel writes. “A round manhole cover can’t fall through its circular opening, because no matter how you position it, the cover is wider than the hole. But a square, rectangular, or oval manhole cover could fall in if it was inserted diagonally into the hole,” which would be bad news for unobservant pedestrians and drivers alike.




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Sunday, December 17, 2017

The Hipster Nativity Scene

Are you tired of the same boring nativity scene each Christmas?

No?

Well then you'll definitely be offended by the Hipster version for Millennials.


The entire things is very authentic for the 21st century...

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First you have Joseph and Mary (who is definitely not a virgin in this scene) taking a selfie with new baby JC.


Joseph, sporting a trendy beard, most likely has the new iPhone X (ten not X) which he waited in line for several hours to get.


Mary looks hungover with her shoulder and bra strap showing while holding a Starbucks cup, I'd guess pumpkin spice latte, giving the peace sign while making a duck face. You can NOT cram anymore stereotypes into Mary's character if you tried.



Then you have the three Wisemen on Segways delivering Amazon packages. Mary and Joseph must be Amazon Prime Members and ordered something from Prime Now. 

Each of the three Wisemen is sporting a different classic Hipster look. 


 
You also have the Shepard Instagramming the event from his iPad accompanied by his animals...

A sheep wearing a winter sweater...





And, the best part, a 100% Organic cow eating Gluten Free oats.


Oh, don't forget the eco-friendly manger which is powered by solar panels.


This entire thing is brilliant.

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Friday, December 15, 2017

Everyone's Buying a God Damn Instant Pot



I heard about these things over a year ago but had a slow cooker so I didn't care. Eventually I decided to buy one...

Now everyone seems to be buying one this Christmas. They're basically sold out EVERYWHERE.

You can try to buy one HERE


Amazon: Maybe you'll get it by Christmas.

It'll be in stock on December 20th at the earliest.

 $440!!!!!


Target: None available within 100 miles










Best Buy: None available within 250 miles




If you still want one, good luck. Maybe you can sacrifice a child for one.










Wendy's Killed it During their Ask Me Anything



If you're unaware, there is a website called Reddit. It is the self-proclaimed "Front Page of the Internet." I tend to agree since most news sites get their "pop culture" stories from Reddit. I can't count the number of times I'll read something on Reddit and then see it making the rounds on Facebook, several days later...not unlike this post. 

Reddit also does Ask Me Anything (AMA). This is basically where a famous or notable person answers questions from the internet. Sometimes they backfire (See REI CEO).

If you know anything about Wendy's you'll know they're the Kings of Frostys and the Kings on Twitter...among fast food restaurants. Their twitter team recently did an AMA on Reddit and explained all the times other fast food places needed to visit the burn center.




How the team was assembled


How they got the job




The people in charge






On other Twitter accounts







Bonuses?



How Old are you People?



Getting in Trouble


About McDonalds


 For reference...






How Savage are they?











Wednesday, December 13, 2017

20 Hilarious Reviews on 141 Function Swiss Army Knife

Swiss army knives are known for their quality and functionality. Their design is very distinct and easily recognizable. The name comes from when the Swiss Army was looking for a knife to purchase for it's soldiers in the 1800s. Now they are known for being a multi-functional tool usually having a large blade, small blade, nail file, can opener, corkscrew, scissors, etc. 

However, there is one Swiss Army Knife out there which rules them all...




The Wegner 16999 Swiss Army Knife has 141 functions and costs around $1400, if you can find it new. I don't think you can and buying it used will set you back nearly $10,000. You can still find it on Amazon and it has some hilarious reviews.

Click the picture below to see all 141 functions.

http://amzn.to/2z9KtGH





And here are the reviews...





































 Sadly there are some things it can't do...











If you're looking for a knife you can actually afford, check out some of these:

Gerber Paraframe




10 Function Swiss Army Knife




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