It's that time of year again where offices and families around the world swap Christmas Gifts. Whether you pick a specific gift for a person, or you pick a random gift and then you're allowed to keep it or steal someone else's gift, it's a big PITA to try find a gift under $20 or $30...
Fear no longer, just pick a gift from this list and you'll leave everyone satisfied (TWSS)...Just don't be like a certain Regional Manger from a midsize paper company and buy and iPod for the Temp who you want to be best friends with and then get mad when you only get a homemade oven mitt.
It's that time of year again, Prime Day. I'm not quite sure why because 15 is not a prime number. 7 is a Prime number, so is 11, 13, 17, 19. Why not have Prime day on one of those days?
Anyway, here are some of the best deals I've come across..
(PRICES DISPLAYED DO NOT REFLECT PRIME DAY DEALS)
We'll start with the Amazon Echo devices with wire tap...eerrrr...I mean Alexa...paired with a Blink XT2 cam for $99.
Keep you baby or toddler safe for less...
Graco SlimFit 3-in-1 Convertible Car Seat
Find out you're not actually Italian, or that your Uncle is really your dad with 23 and Me
Do some DIY projects with the DeWalt 20V Max combo kit...this one is huge @ $279...
Get your bake on with $220 off a Kitchen Aid Artisan Mixer
Take a trip with a crazy deal on Samsonite Luggage
Go for a run with the Garmin Fenix or the Forerunner.
Before I start, none of this information is verified nor can be verified so, it may not be true. It should also be noted that Amazon has refuted all the accusations that it treats its employees unfairly.
In my house, and to the dismay of many retailers, Amazon Prime is one of the greatest things ever invented. You can order just about anything and have it to your house in 2 days. In some cases for about $4 you can get it the next day. Also, in major cities you can get things within two hours, that's pretty amazing.
Sadly, some people claim that Amazon has tough and nearly impossible working conditions. Your production requirements are only obtainable if you cut into your break time and hardly ever go to the bathroom.
Reddit user and Amazon employee krispykremey55describes what working in an Amazon warehouse is like...
"Amazon employee here.
The post is pretty spot on. They don't monitor bathroom breaks, but you'r individual rate (or production goal) doesn't account for bathroom breaks, or... let's say there is a problem like you need 2 of something and there's only one left, well you have to put on your "andon"... wait for someone to come "fix" for you, all the while your rate is dropping. The 2 most common reasons people get fired are not hitting rate, and attendance. They don't really try to help you hit rate, they just fire and replace.
My first week there 2 people collapsed from dehydration. It's so common place to see someone collapse that nobody is even shocked anymore. You'll just hear a manager complain that he has to do some report now, while a couple of new pepole try to help the guy ( veterans won't risk helping because it drips rate). No sitting allowed, and there's nowhere to sit anywhere except the break rooms. Before the robots (they call them kivas) pickers would regularly walk 10-15 miles a day, now it's just stand for 10-12 hours a day.
People complain about the heat all the time but we just get told 80 degrees ( Fahrenheit obviously) is a safe working temp. Some times they will pull out a thermometer, but even when it hits 85 they just say it's fine.
There's been deaths, at least one in my building... Amazon likes to keep it all hush hush. Heard about others, you can find the stories if you search for it, but Amazon does a good job burying it.
Every now and we have an inspection, where stuff like this should be caught and changed. But they just pretty it up. If the people doing the inspection looked at numbers on inspection day vs normal operation, they would see a massive difference... but no fucks given.
The truth is the warehouses operate at a loss most the time, Amazon literally can't afford to pay the workers decent pay, and can't afford to not work them to death. The entire business model is dependent on cheep (easily replaceable) labor, which is why tier 1s are the bulk of the Amazon work force. My building has like 3-5k workers most the time and around 10-30k on the holiday ( what they call peak). Almost all of that is tier 1, most states have 4-7 of these warehouses, and some like Texas and Arizona have tons more.
Next time you order something off Amazon, remember it was put in that box buy a guy sweating his ass off trying to put 100-250 things in a box per hour, for 10 hours a day or he will be fired, making about a dollar more than minimum wage. Might have even been a night shift guy, who goes to work at 630pm and gets off at 5am."
When I was in college, before Amazon was well known, I used to browse the "Weird Stuff" category on Ebay...back then it was still hip. You'd find some pretty crazy stuff. I once came across a possessed spirit in a glass jar. It had a very convincing story and basically said, you'll die if you open this jar. These things aren't quite that odd but it's still pretty funny that they're available for purchase. The Yodeling Pickle...which based on it's description provides hours of entertainment.
Instant Underpants...if you can wear them when they're wet, otherwise you'll have to wait for them to dry.
Nothing...it's literally an empty package. The is like the joke about opening a Restaurant called "I Don't Care" so when you ask your wife or girlfriend where she would like to eat and she responds with "I Don't Care", you can take her there.
The "Nap Sack"...take a nap anywhere at anytime. Or use it for kidnapping someone.
Duck Money Soap - This one is kinda cool since it could be a $50 bill so it's like gambling, but it's still weird.
The Cute Tiger Useless Machine - You flip a switch and a tiger pops up and turns the switch off. It's a machine in which its only function is to turn itself off.
