No?
Well then you'll definitely be offended by the Hipster version for Millennials.
The entire things is very authentic for the 21st century...
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First you have Joseph and Mary (who is definitely not a virgin in this scene) taking a selfie with new baby JC.
Joseph, sporting a trendy beard, most likely has the new iPhone X (ten not X) which he waited in line for several hours to get.
Mary looks hungover with her shoulder and bra strap showing while holding a Starbucks cup, I'd guess pumpkin spice latte, giving the peace sign while making a duck face. You can NOT cram anymore stereotypes into Mary's character if you tried.
Then you have the three Wisemen on Segways delivering Amazon packages. Mary and Joseph must be Amazon Prime Members and ordered something from Prime Now.
Each of the three Wisemen is sporting a different classic Hipster look.
You also have the Shepard Instagramming the event from his iPad accompanied by his animals...
And, the best part, a 100% Organic cow eating Gluten Free oats.
Oh, don't forget the eco-friendly manger which is powered by solar panels.
This entire thing is brilliant.
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