Tuesday, August 7, 2018
Dad Tortures His Daughter With Dad Jokes Over Text Message for Years
Thursday, July 19, 2018
8 Versions of a Joke Told at a Funeral.
1. A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Plethora"
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means a lot."
2. A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Bargain".
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means a great deal."
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means more than you know."
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man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's
wife, and asks if he could say a word or two. The wife says that yes, he
could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Being alive“.
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, he would've liked that“.
5. A man is at a funeral of an old Spanish friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word or two. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "El Mundo“.
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means the world to me“.
6. A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word or two. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Train whistle“.
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, I wish he could have heard that“.
(spoiler, he was killed by a train)
7. A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's
wife, and asks if he could say something. The wife says that yes, he
could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Something“.
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that was really something."
8. A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Aorta".
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that's close to my heart."
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, he would've liked that“.
5. A man is at a funeral of an old Spanish friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word or two. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "El Mundo“.
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means the world to me“.
6. A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word or two. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Train whistle“.
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, I wish he could have heard that“.
(spoiler, he was killed by a train)
7. A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's
wife, and asks if he could say something. The wife says that yes, he
could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Something“.The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that was really something."
8. A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Aorta".
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that's close to my heart."
Thursday, June 21, 2018
30+ People Who Have Mastered Online Dating - Page 2
37. LET THEM VOTE! LET THEM VOTE!
38. Defintely not scamming for money
39. Did you take him?
40. Well after that last one, she's going to make fun of you
30+ People Who Have Mastered Online Dating
Dating is hard. If you suffer from the fear of rejection, walking up to someone with the intention of asking them out is difficult.
Enter Online Dating
It's easy to send a message to someone since there isn't any downside. No one will point and laugh if she (or he) doesn't want to talk to you.
Tinder has changed the game since the days of Match.com and eHarmony. Now you just write a clever line or two as a profile and swipe away.
Some people are too clever and have taken online dating to the next level...
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19. I'll show you my stinger
20. Apply Warm Water to the burn.
21. Yes, you're doing it right.
22. The best of course
23. Don't Cosby me this time
24. I think his parents are reconsidering the Godparent choice
25. Where are her pants?
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26. Don't we all Nate, Don't we all
27. The guy is always first
28. Only the best for his Granddaughter
30. Sweet, front row parking
31. Does she know what her friend wrote?
32. It's getting old and spicy in this profile
33. Messing with bots isn't as fun as it used to be
34. Blue ones are my favorite
35. This one caught my eye
36. Am I not turtley enough for your turtle party?
Enter Online Dating
It's easy to send a message to someone since there isn't any downside. No one will point and laugh if she (or he) doesn't want to talk to you.
Tinder has changed the game since the days of Match.com and eHarmony. Now you just write a clever line or two as a profile and swipe away.
Some people are too clever and have taken online dating to the next level...
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19. I'll show you my stinger
20. Apply Warm Water to the burn.
21. Yes, you're doing it right.
22. The best of course
23. Don't Cosby me this time
24. I think his parents are reconsidering the Godparent choice
25. Where are her pants?
H
26. Don't we all Nate, Don't we all
27. The guy is always first
28. Only the best for his Granddaughter
31. Does she know what her friend wrote?
32. It's getting old and spicy in this profile
33. Messing with bots isn't as fun as it used to be
34. Blue ones are my favorite
35. This one caught my eye
36. Am I not turtley enough for your turtle party?
Or Choose the Risky Click of the Day
Or Leave, I don't care
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