1. A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Plethora"
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means a lot."
2. A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Bargain".
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means a great deal."
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means more than you know."
4. A
man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's
wife, and asks if he could say a word or two. The wife says that yes, he
could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Being alive“.
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, he would've liked that“.
5. A man is at a funeral of an old Spanish friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word or two. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "El Mundo“.
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means the world to me“.
6. A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word or two. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Train whistle“.
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, I wish he could have heard that“.
(spoiler, he was killed by a train)
7. A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's
wife, and asks if he could say something. The wife says that yes, he
could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Something“.
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that was really something."
8. A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Aorta".
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that's close to my heart."
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, he would've liked that“.
5. A man is at a funeral of an old Spanish friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word or two. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "El Mundo“.
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means the world to me“.
6. A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word or two. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Train whistle“.
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, I wish he could have heard that“.
(spoiler, he was killed by a train)
7. A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's
wife, and asks if he could say something. The wife says that yes, he
could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Something“.The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that was really something."
8. A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Aorta".
The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that's close to my heart."
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