Dad Tortures His Daughter With Dad Jokes Over Text Message for Years

Dad jokes get pretty corny sometimes and you can't help but love them. One dad appears to love them too much. Over the last few years, this dad has been texting dad jokes to his daughter and capturing her responses. I'm not sure which ones are funnier, the jokes or the daughter's replies. 

 

8 Versions of a Joke Told at a Funeral.

1.   A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Plethora"

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means a lot."

2.   A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Bargain".

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means a great deal."

3.   A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Infinity".

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means more than you know."

4.  A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word or two. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Being alive“.

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, he would've liked that“.

5.   A man is at a funeral of an old Spanish friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word or two. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "El Mundo“.

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means the world to me“.

6.   A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word or two. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Train whistle“.

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, I wish he could have heard that“.

(spoiler, he was killed by a train)

7.  A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say something. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Something“.

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that was really something."

8.  A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Aorta".

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that's close to my heart."