Husband Throws Surprise Birthday Party For His Wife, Entire Family Finds Her Cheating Instead

A short while ago a Reddit user asked a pretty deep question to the rest of the Redditors on the web: “Redditors who’ve walked in on your partner or SO cheating, how did you react in that moment?” While we expected a bunch of answers saying “I broke their nose, I cried, I set fire to the entire room,” what we got was the ultimate revenge story of all time.


"Gather round boy and girls because its time for the story of my cheating ex-wife and how I fucked her. Now bare with me as this is a bit of a long one but fuck it. So I had a feeling she was cheating as she set off a lot of red flags. Constantly laughing and smiling when texting, saying it was just her mother when I asked. Needing to stay late every night after work. When I’d call in her co-workers said she left hours ago. When I asked her what was going on she’d laugh it off and say it was just something they did to each other at the office all the time.

 The last straw to where I knew something was definitely up was when she went out “to get milk” at 11:30 at night and didn’t come back till 2 in the morning. Now if there is any words of wisdom I can pass on to others in all my years of experience, its if you think your significant other is cheating, hire a fucking private investigator. They’re goddamn good at what they do and they will get some evidence that really helps in the later divorce.

Fast track to her birthday, several months down the road. Now I know what you’re thinking, why the hell did I wait months before I confronted her and did it really need to be on her birthday? The answer to the first question is I wanted as much evidence as possible to hand off to my lawyer as well as make arrangements to find a new place to live, etc. Answer to your second question is of course it had to be on her birthday. You see after asking her what she wanted to do on her birthday this year she was rather insisted on me going out of town with my friends as she just had to work anyways and didn’t want to be reminded she was ageing.

So I know something is up and after finding a bottle of champagne and two glasses hidden in my closest something in my snaps. So I do what any sensible man would have done. I leave and go to my friends house pretending like I am going out of town. While there I call up her mother, father, sister and several of her friends. I tell them how I want to give her a big surprise by sneaking into her room with party streamers, kazoos and a big cake with candles. Sounds fun right?! Well boy was it.


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Its 8:30 in the morning and I have everyone met just outside our apartment. We all pile in the elevator (about 8 of us in total), her mother holding the cake and me reminding everyone to be as quiet as they can be. My put my key in and unlock the door, we all sneak in and make our way down the hall towards the bedroom. Each hold a kazoo and Mom holding the cake grinning from ear to ear.




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Well as I throw open the door and we all yell surprise. But the surprise was on us and there was my wife, bent over in doggy style position with her lover staring at us wide eyed mid thrust. Mom drops the cake, sister screams, father begins to shout. I pretend like I’m horrified to which her friends try to push everyone out while yelling at her. Wife, excuse me, ex-wife is sobbing and screaming how could I while the lover is desperately trying to put his pants on while running out of the place. Needless to say, it was one of the best birthday presents I have ever given.

tl;dr: Gave ex-wife a kick ass birthday present.
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IKEA wants you to PEE on this AD

IKEA’s latest advert doubles as a pregnancy test. Designed by Swedish agency Akestam Holst, pregnant mothers can score a discount on the Sundvik crib by peeing on the ad, which reveals a discounted price if the result reads positive.

Swedish ad agency Åkestam Holst created the ad in collaboration with Mercene Labs, a chemical manufacturer in Sweden. The ad will run in Amelia magazine, a Swedish publication for women.

 

How does it work?

The instructions read like a pregnancy test: “Pee on the marked area and wait a moment.”

The ad should be torn from the magazine, so as to not ruin the entire edition when urinating on the rectangular box near the bottom of the page. If you are expecting, a new, discounted price for the crib will appear in red below the original amount.

The next step, it seems, is to present the pee-soaked page to an employee at your local Ikea.

Speaking about how the ad was produced, Åkestam Holst told AdWeek: “The pregnancy test strip was used as a starting point, which relies on antibodies that bind to the pregnancy hormone hCG, resulting in a color change.

10+ German Words that English Needs to Adopt

These words are classified as "untranslatable" words. They have a meaning but are not easily translated and would need a sentence or two in order to describe them. In English we have words such as "Bromance", "Facepalm" and Gobbledygook. There are many more examples but German has a bunch of these words for everyday situations.

1. Waldeinsamkeit

This would refer to the feeling of being along in the woods, solitude and connectedness to nature or being one with the Earth. It consists of two words "wald" meaning forest and "einsamkeit" meaning loneliness or solitude. 

2.  Drachenfutter

The literal translation is 'dragon fodder' or 'dragonfeed'. It refers to a gift which men give to their wives or girlfriends to say they're sorry. So, if you're in the doghouse (probably another word which is used in a manner not understood in other languages), you'll buy your wife a drachenfutter. 

3. Kummerspeck

The weight you put on through emotional over-eating. Its literal translation is "grief-bacon." So if you gain a few pounds after a break up, the weight you've gained is Kummerspeck. 

4. Weltschmerz

Probably how most people are feeling right now as it translates to "world pain". It is used for when the actual state of the world makes you depressed when compared with your ideals.

5. Fremdschamen

You've heard of living vicariously through someone else. This one describes the process of being vicariously embarassed by someone else. Basically watching someone else fail similar to how I felt for Michael Scott on most episodes of The Office.

6. Trappenwitz

The devastating feeling of having a great comeback to an argument that was over an hour ago.

7. Handschuhchneeballwerfer

If you try to pronounce this word I'll be fremdschamen. This one is simply a word for coward, similar to calling someone a "yellow belly" or "chicken" in the old west. If Marty McFly were German he'd say:

Nobody, I mean nobody, calls me Handschuhchneeballwerfer.


8. Backpfeifengesicht

By far my favorite one and probably how most people feel about Logan Paul as of writing this, sorry Logang. This term is used to describe a face that is in need of a good punch, or face that should be slapped.

9. Seitensprung

We have this word in English since it's just another word for an affair but it translates to 'side jump.' Probably equivalent to 'side chick.'


10. Verschlimbessern

When you make a situation worse by digging yourself into a deeper hole, it's called Verschlimbessern.

11. Faule Socke

Literal translation: Lazy Sock. A person who has no drive or ambition is referred to as a lazy sock. Could anything be more insulting?



12. Notgeil

This one can't be directly translated as it would be "Emergency horny." It refers to someone who is horny all the time, desperate for sex and won't stop until they find someone they can sleep with...so every guy on the face of the Earth.

13. Sesselpupser

Similar to faule socke in the it refers to a person who sits around all day doing nothing. It literally translates to armchair fart. 

14. Blaumachen

The feeling you get when you wake up in the morning and you wonder if your job is worth getting out of bed for. 

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