You know you’ve seen some weird stuff when a guy on the train wearing an eyepatch whispers “I’m a pirate” to u and u don’t even think twice— Emily Campbell (@emcampbell9) October 19, 2017
Sitting next to a girl on the subway who has 160 UNREAD TEXT MESSAGES and my anxiety is through the roof— théo (@theopaul_) October 23, 2017
someone on the bus goes “bro you want some pasta? i have so much pasta. i have all kinds of pasta.” this is the kind of friendship i need
— pooj (@notpooja) October 23, 2017
Someone put a library into my bus. pic.twitter.com/ztiAmVElah
— Tiny carrot thief (@MeisterLiTweet) October 21, 2017
On the train I noticed a lady’s text convo where she had typed “STOP LYING BRING YOUR TUNA” and now I have so many questions
— Crypts Keepser (@kris_keyser) October 19, 2017
not to be judgmental but there's a guy on the train wearing plaid shorts and a different plaid shirt and it's a lot to visually process
— alyssa ✨ (@gaybichon) October 24, 2017
There’s a girl infront of me of the bus and she’s absolutely wedged on the inside and looks really uncomfortable and she just reached up to the foggy window and drew a sad face
— Skip (@JohnnyBoland_) October 25, 2017
a lady on the tube opened her bag and a dog just popped out. i swear pic.twitter.com/UpRbpLkaZq
— VICTORIA💷 (@vicsrw) October 21, 2017
Someone on the bus just prefaced a a sentence with "when I was a gang member in Detroit"
— sven (@mrsvenjamin) October 24, 2017
there’s a guy with three ferrets on the bus i have officially seen it all
— marta 🦇 (@_okmarta) October 23, 2017
I’m alone on metro north with a guy who is furiously juggling. I can only imagine we’ll either fall in love or he’ll murder me on this train
— molly (@mollyerlanger) October 20, 2017
Just over heard a girl on the bus say " I'm not worried about no costume contest this weekend. I'm only trying to win the twerking one." Hahahahahaha mood
— Luisana (@_luisanaaa) October 24, 2017
Today, I watched a lady on the train watch a vid about all the ways to make eggs. Her service cut out b4 poached. I still cant poach an egg.
— zach goldbaum (@zachgoldbaum) October 20, 2017
Spotted on the commute: A jar full of eyeballs, BYO bean bag chair and a gallon of wood glue. #TweetsFromYourTrainhttps://t.co/AI2YvhTvDc
— Moments Canada (@CanadaMoments) October 19, 2017
