I was in Walgreens and a girl screamed out “this my third Walgreens who tf buying up all the plan b’s?!” ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ y’all know I died in there. Like crying tears— ole' razzle dazzle (@notnice_Jenn) January 1, 2018
today in class this guy I was sitting next to had a bag of carrots & the entire class he kept throwing them into his backpack. I asked him what he was doing & he was like "oh sorry do u want one? they're for Kent" and then just whips open his backpack to show his chinchilla Kent— char (@charlottejorrey) December 4, 2017
Earlier today I went to a girl's highschool soccer game and there was a rough play where two players went to the ground. I guess one of them pulled the other's hair so she gets up and says "I liked it better when your bf pulled my hair" not even the ref knew what to do. I fainted— Ricky Corona (@RickyCoronaa) December 30, 2017
just heard a drunk girl outside my house scream “I’m going to Jeff’s!” and like three friends simultaneously said “you are not going to Jeff’s” and honestly that’s the most relatable shit of all time— triscuit (@kaspanky) December 21, 2017
So get this, two years ago in South Padre this girl let me log into her Spotify premium for a pregame and she still hasn't kicked me off it...modern day love story I hope you're doing well babe— Mike (@CallMeTownes) November 25, 2017
My aunt got a google home for Xmas & she already has “Alexa”. This morning we were messing around with the google home and asked, “okay google what do you think of Alexa” and it answered “I like her blue light” and from across the room Alexa turned on and said “thanks”. im scared— allison (@AllisonCalhoun1) December 25, 2017
I once tried to surprise my date by not telling her what restaurant we were going to. I accidentally picked the one she worked at. #WorstFirstDate— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) January 10, 2018
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