20 Things to Splurge on With Your Stimulus Check

Free money is great. Given the current situation it can be a lifesaver. However, there are a lot of people still working and making their normal income. If you still have an income, maybe you'll use your $1200 on an extra mortgage payment, or extra car payments. Maybe you'll just save it or put it into an IRA. 

MAYBE you just want to splurge and spend your $1200 on something you wouldn't normally buy. If you fall into this category, this list is for you. 


The obvious:

65 inch 4k UHD Curved TV

Macbook Pro

Not into Macs, how about a PC?

ACER Predator Laptop 

Maybe you want to take up photography with a:

Canon DSLR Camera

Maybe you can use it to upgrade your home security system with some cameras and locks...

Video Doorbell

Flood Lights w/ Camera

Put a couple Cameras around the house or yard

Smart Door Locks

Don't forget a Wire Tap!

A high tech ROOMBA

Maybe you need a new Washer and Dryer...if you're buying these, you're probably married and have $2400

A New iPhone or Android Phone

 

DJI MAVIC Quadcopter

POWER TOOLS!!!!

Save your fingers and buy a SawStop

Cordless Combo Power Tool Kit

Festool Domino

Track Saw

2018 State Of The Union Drinking Game

President Trump is going to give his first ever State of the Union Address tonight. Given his track record on speeches, and going off script, this could be the craziest address ever. 

We all know that Trump likes saying everything is "Fake News" and likes to praise Russia and Putin so why not turn tonight into a drinking game...Being drunk will probably help get you through the entire thing.
Please drink responsibly and NEVER drink and drive...your dog won't understand why you didn't come home...your cat will likely rejoice so don't give that asshole the satisfaction.

Here are the rules: 

Take a sip if Trump says “Russia” or “China.”

Take a swig if Trump praises Putin.

Take a shot if Trump says something in Russian.

Take a shot if Trump says “fake news” or “collusion.”

Take a swig if Trump says “witch hunt.”

Take a shot if Trump names specific news outlets.

Take a sip if Trump claims things are “going great.”

Take a swig if Trump claims credit for something great he had nothing to do with.

Take a shot if Trump claims credit for something that hasn’t even happened, 

or that happened prior to his presidency.

Take a sip if Trump mentions the Democrats.

Take a swig if, at any point, Democrats stand to applaud.

Take a shot if Trump speaks kindly of Democrats.

Finish the bottle if Trump creates a new nickname for any Democrat during the speech.

Take a sip if Trump goes obviously off script. 

Take a swig if Trump makes “wise guy” type gestures with his hands.

Finish the bottle if Putin is actually in the audience.

Drink all the alcohol in your house if Kanye West interrupts and announces his plans to run in 2020. 

GW is Rolling in His Grave