Friday, August 4, 2017

Best Rap Lines Ever (NSFW)

...In no particular order...Also, if you have a line which you think should be included, comment below.


First up is Lil' Wayne, surprise surprise, in DJ Kahled's "I'm The One"

"She think we Clyde and Bonnie but it's more like Whitney-Bobby."

Fast Forward to about 3:50




You'll see Lil' Wayne pop up a lot in this list. I love how he throws in subtle, extremely clever, yet easy to miss references.


Lil Dicky Freestyle on Tim Westwood's show.

I laughed my ass off when I heard this one...

"I been skim milk chugging with a bitch hot as asphalt bitch wonder why I'm cummin' quick its yo ass fault."

 Click Here to Fast Forward to about 2:55 




That last one was good example of a play on words. Cory Gunz in 6 Foot, 7 Foot uses the same double entendre back to back. Although he sort of puts each one in context.

"I keep a piece on my side cuz there's no peace on my side."

Click Here to Fast Forward to 3:48



The king of all entendres would have to be Jay-Z when he possibly pulled off a quadruple entendre in Brooklyn (Go Hard)

"I Brooklyn Dodger them, I jack, I rob, I sin, Aww man I'm Jackie Robinson 'cept when I run the base, I dodge the pen.

For a discussion of this you can check out Genius.com

Or you can skip to 1:38 and listen to the line.  


Two of my favorite funny rap line would have to be:

Notorious BIG in  If I Should Die Before I Wake

"I got nines in the bedroom, Glocks in the kitchen, A shotty by the shower if you wanna shot me while I'm shittin'." 




And of course Nate Dogg in Shake That

"and I get more ass than a toilet seat."



To be continued...




Thursday, June 1, 2017

How to get on the "Do Not Deliver" List at a Pizza place



Having food delivered is great. You can get whatever you want, right at your door, without having to get dressed. Here are some ways you can lose that privilege....

You'll never believe some of these people actually exist.

 













Monday, May 15, 2017

#InternetofShit - Wireless Coffee Mug

I came across this patent for a coffee mug with an integrated heating element which may be controlled wirelessly by your cellphone. 







This is a cool idea but does your coffee mug really need to be connected to the internet? If your coffee mug can't keep your coffee warm for a long enough period of time, you're taking too long to drink it.


It can also tell you the weather. 


I suppose one embodiment, a baby bottle, would come in handy if you're a mom or dad and you need to heat up formula in a bottle to feed your baby.



The mug isn't available for sale but you can buy a WiFi enabled coffee maker right now!





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Thursday, April 27, 2017