Friday, September 14, 2018

20+ of the Most Creative Elevators

I used to know a guy who sold elevators for the elevator manufacturer Otis. I always used to joke that his job must be so easy...."Hey, I see this building you're constructing has more than one floor. Want an elevator for it?"

Elevators are generally boring. Sometimes it seems like you're waiting forever for them to arrive. When they get there, you have to stand in a plain box with, yes, you guessed it, elevator music. Luckily there are some building designers out there who recognize the potential of this tiny room and get creative as they would with anything else. 

#1 The Elevator Ride At The World Trade Center Tour Shows You The Architectural History Of New York


#2 When this Elevator Is Out Of Service



#3 This Clever Poster Placement




#4 This Elevator With an "I've fallen and I can't get up" Alarm Button Near the Floor.




#5 Hand Full? This Elevator Has Buttons You Can Kick




#6 Elevator lets you know how many cats you can safely have in the elevator



#7 Aquarium Elevator In Berlin, Germany




#8 Winter Wonderland Inside Of An Elevator





#9 This Centre For Long Term Ill Elders Redesigned Their Elevators To Create Less Anxiety And Avoid Patients Running Away

 

#10 Dr. Who Themed Elevator



#11 When it closes...



#12 This Elevator Shows How Close To Capacity It Is Based On The Weight Of The Riders




#13 The Elevators In My Office Building Have An Umbrella Sign That Lights Up If It's Raining Outside


#14 This Elevator Has A Call Button 30 Ft Away So The Doors Will Be Open By The Time You Get To Them.



#15 The Colorful Button Panel On The Elevators Of Our Children’s Hospital



#16 My Hotel In Odessa (Ukraine) Tells You Which Day It Is By Changing The Elevator Carpet Every Day




#17 Fancy Elevator With Seats Inside





#18 Elevator Reminds You To Not Be Lazy



#19 Don't Look Down


#20 Steam Powered Elevator, St Petersburg, Russia


 

#21 Now That's One Ingenious And Well-Placed Movie Poster


#22 And You Thought You'd Never Need Math



#23 The Twilight Zone In East Hotel Elevator




#24 It'll Pick a Random Floor For You



#25 RIP












Tuesday, August 7, 2018

Dad Tortures His Daughter With Dad Jokes Over Text Message for Years

Dad jokes get pretty corny sometimes and you can't help but love them. One dad appears to love them too much. Over the last few years, this dad has been texting dad jokes to his daughter and capturing her responses. I'm not sure which ones are funnier, the jokes or the daughter's replies. 



















 




Thursday, July 19, 2018

8 Versions of a Joke Told at a Funeral.




1.   A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Plethora"

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means a lot."

2.   A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Bargain".

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means a great deal."

3.   A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Infinity".

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means more than you know."


4.  A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word or two. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Being alive“.

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, he would've liked that“.

5.   A man is at a funeral of an old Spanish friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word or two. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "El Mundo“.

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means the world to me“.


6.   A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word or two. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Train whistle“.

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, I wish he could have heard that“.

(spoiler, he was killed by a train)


7.  A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say something. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Something“.

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that was really something."

8.  A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Aorta".

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that's close to my heart."













Thursday, June 21, 2018

30+ People Who Have Mastered Online Dating - Page 2


37. LET THEM VOTE! LET THEM VOTE!




38. Defintely not scamming for money



39. Did you take him?


40. Well after that last one, she's going to make fun of you