Thursday, December 5, 2019

49 of The Best Tweets About Decorating For The Holidays

Hopefully everyone made it through Thanksgiving. If you're still alive, Congratulations, your reward is attempting to make it through Christmas Season. What's that, you're not tired of Christmas music yet? Don't worry, there's still all the gingerbread, peppermint, decorating and last minute shopping at crowded stores to deal with. 

Decorating your home for the holiday season is far from simple feat, particularly when you have children's expectations to contend with. Here are 50 funny tweets from parents (and a few non-parents) who were there to decorate for Christmas.

And For When You're Sick of It All...

Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Ultimate Secret Santa / Yankee Swap / White Elephant Christmas Gift List

It's that time of year again where offices and families around the world swap Christmas Gifts. Whether you pick a specific gift for a person, or you pick a random gift and then you're allowed to keep it or steal someone else's gift, it's a big PITA to try find a gift under $20 or $30...

Fear no longer, just pick a gift from this list and you'll leave everyone satisfied (TWSS)...Just don't be like a certain Regional Manger from a midsize paper company and buy and iPod for the Temp who you want to be best friends with and then get mad when you only get a homemade oven mitt.

1. Light Saber Chopsticks


2.Cookie Pocket Mug

3. Holiday S'mores Mug Gift Set

4. Leather Beer Holster

5. 14 in 1 Multi-tool / Camping / Car / Survival Kit

6. Coffee Mug Warmer


7. Shower Caddy For Wine Glass or Beer Can

8. Beer Soap

9. Wine Soap

10. WiFi Smart Outlet

11.GoT Themed Beer Mug

12. Ultimate Oreo Dunking Set

13.Wine Bottle Hidden Umbrella

14. Foot Spa

15. Teapot

16. Oven Mitts

17. Whiskey Stones Gift Set

18. Wine Cork Shadow Box


19. Bonsai Tree

20. iPod

21. Cards Against Humanity

22. Decorative Fire Pit Skulls

23. Desktop Bowling

24. Wireless Bluetooth Speaker

25. Echo Dot w/ ALEXA

26. Jerky Sticks

27. Portable Battery Charger

28. Minimalist Wallet

Friday, September 20, 2019

A Man Stormed Into Jimmy Johns Because They Wrote "BITCH" On His Wife's Sub, But It Turns Out She Just Ordered A BLT With Cheese

Daily Mail - "Robert Wilson Barnes, of Greenville, couldn't believe his eyes when he spotted the five letters after leaving a drive-thru and thought it was an offensive insult.
In a Facebook post he wrote 'Are you freakin' serious?' and went onto explain the lead-up to his complaint over wife Colleen O'Reilly Barnes' order.  
'My wife took her sandwich out of the bag and we see THIS! Seriously? Oh, not today, not today!' he posted.
 Barnes stormed back into Jimmy John's fast food restaurant to demand to speak to the manager and for an explanation from the 'confused' looking server.
'I pointed at the writing on the sandwich and demanded that he tells me why someone felt the need to write it on my wife’s sandwich,' Barnes wrote.
But little did he know, instead of spelling 'b***h,' as he previously thought, it was actually an abbreviation for the sandwich's ingredients - bacon, lettuce and tomato with cheese. 
The man told him: ''Because you ordered a BLT with cheese?' To which I replied, '...Oh.''"

There is no way that the Jimmy John's employee didn't know exactly what he was doing. It's probably a standard prank the play and they wait around all day for someone to order a BLT with cheese. And for all we know, they heard this guy's wife yelling in the car at him and was only telling the truth. Probably not but regardless, the only bitch in this story is the guy who goes into Jimmy Johns to yell at some poor employee making minimum wage.

"Anyone that has worked in the fast food industry knows that employees will go through great lengths to covertly insult a rude customer, with plausible deniability. Or even just to mess with them. Starbucks loves doing that shit."


Wednesday, September 18, 2019

18 Clever Ways to Disguise a Dent in Your Car

Body work can get expensive. Insurance is expensive. Deductibles are high. If your repair is going to cost more than your car is worth, you get creative. 

1. Make A Detailed Map

2. That's Where Thor's Hammer Went...

3. One Way To Deal With A Scratch

4. Crack Your Bumper Open Only to Find Out It's Occupied

5. Bad Kitty

 6. Mailbox 1, Honda 0

7. Batman Have Been Involved

8 & 9. HULK SMASH!

10. Apply A Little Turtle Wax...

11.  Just Stitch It Up With Colorful Zip Ties

12.  Nothing Stops Chuck Norris

13. Must Be An Import From Isla Neblar 

14. His Daughter Put A Band-aid On Everyday Until It Was Fixed

15. Blame The Wife

 16. One way to deal with it

17. A bandaid will fix it

18. Just So Everyone Knows You're Not a Bad Driver