Wednesday, September 26, 2018

10+ of the Most Suspiciously Used Quotation Marks

Wait, I don't get it, are you tell me to do this or not to do this? Are you being "sarcastic"? So, is it free? Do I need to pay?

I can't tell!!!

1. Oh yeah, my kid is "great"

2. Why yes officer, I'm definitely "21". 

3. Ma'am I'm sorry your kid got hurt but we said it was "safe" not safe. 

4. Not really, she cheated, wtf is that thing?



5. Soooo...."steal" them?

6. Penn State Press? "Officer" Sandusky?  Yeah, Timmy will definitely "not" be molested in the locker room.

7. It's poop, it's definitely poop

 8. We all know you slept with the boss...

9. What?

10. Yeah, take one, nothing bad will happen

11. So is this a, I can't believe it's not Butter, knockoff? Like fake, imitation butter.

12. What are you trying to tell me mom?

13. 90% sure they're going to steal my stuff Wine Barrel Stave Bottle & Glass Holder


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Friday, September 14, 2018

20+ of the Most Creative Elevators

I used to know a guy who sold elevators for the elevator manufacturer Otis. I always used to joke that his job must be so easy...."Hey, I see this building you're constructing has more than one floor. Want an elevator for it?"

Elevators are generally boring. Sometimes it seems like you're waiting forever for them to arrive. When they get there, you have to stand in a plain box with, yes, you guessed it, elevator music. Luckily there are some building designers out there who recognize the potential of this tiny room and get creative as they would with anything else. 

#1 The Elevator Ride At The World Trade Center Tour Shows You The Architectural History Of New York

#2 When this Elevator Is Out Of Service

#3 This Clever Poster Placement

#4 This Elevator With an "I've fallen and I can't get up" Alarm Button Near the Floor.

#5 Hand Full? This Elevator Has Buttons You Can Kick

#6 Elevator lets you know how many cats you can safely have in the elevator

#7 Aquarium Elevator In Berlin, Germany

#8 Winter Wonderland Inside Of An Elevator

#9 This Centre For Long Term Ill Elders Redesigned Their Elevators To Create Less Anxiety And Avoid Patients Running Away


#10 Dr. Who Themed Elevator

#11 When it closes...

#12 This Elevator Shows How Close To Capacity It Is Based On The Weight Of The Riders

#13 The Elevators In My Office Building Have An Umbrella Sign That Lights Up If It's Raining Outside

#14 This Elevator Has A Call Button 30 Ft Away So The Doors Will Be Open By The Time You Get To Them.

#15 The Colorful Button Panel On The Elevators Of Our Children’s Hospital

#16 My Hotel In Odessa (Ukraine) Tells You Which Day It Is By Changing The Elevator Carpet Every Day

#17 Fancy Elevator With Seats Inside

#18 Elevator Reminds You To Not Be Lazy

#19 Don't Look Down

#20 Steam Powered Elevator, St Petersburg, Russia


#21 Now That's One Ingenious And Well-Placed Movie Poster

#22 And You Thought You'd Never Need Math

#23 The Twilight Zone In East Hotel Elevator

#24 It'll Pick a Random Floor For You

#25 RIP

Tuesday, August 7, 2018

Dad Tortures His Daughter With Dad Jokes Over Text Message for Years

Dad jokes get pretty corny sometimes and you can't help but love them. One dad appears to love them too much. Over the last few years, this dad has been texting dad jokes to his daughter and capturing her responses. I'm not sure which ones are funnier, the jokes or the daughter's replies.