Friday, September 20, 2019

A Man Stormed Into Jimmy Johns Because They Wrote "BITCH" On His Wife's Sub, But It Turns Out She Just Ordered A BLT With Cheese

Daily Mail - "Robert Wilson Barnes, of Greenville, couldn't believe his eyes when he spotted the five letters after leaving a drive-thru and thought it was an offensive insult.
In a Facebook post he wrote 'Are you freakin' serious?' and went onto explain the lead-up to his complaint over wife Colleen O'Reilly Barnes' order.  
'My wife took her sandwich out of the bag and we see THIS! Seriously? Oh, not today, not today!' he posted.
 Barnes stormed back into Jimmy John's fast food restaurant to demand to speak to the manager and for an explanation from the 'confused' looking server.
'I pointed at the writing on the sandwich and demanded that he tells me why someone felt the need to write it on my wife’s sandwich,' Barnes wrote.
But little did he know, instead of spelling 'b***h,' as he previously thought, it was actually an abbreviation for the sandwich's ingredients - bacon, lettuce and tomato with cheese. 
The man told him: ''Because you ordered a BLT with cheese?' To which I replied, '...Oh.''"

There is no way that the Jimmy John's employee didn't know exactly what he was doing. It's probably a standard prank the play and they wait around all day for someone to order a BLT with cheese. And for all we know, they heard this guy's wife yelling in the car at him and was only telling the truth. Probably not but regardless, the only bitch in this story is the guy who goes into Jimmy Johns to yell at some poor employee making minimum wage.

"Anyone that has worked in the fast food industry knows that employees will go through great lengths to covertly insult a rude customer, with plausible deniability. Or even just to mess with them. Starbucks loves doing that shit."


Wednesday, September 18, 2019

18 Clever Ways to Disguise a Dent in Your Car

Body work can get expensive. Insurance is expensive. Deductibles are high. If your repair is going to cost more than your car is worth, you get creative. 

1. Make A Detailed Map

2. That's Where Thor's Hammer Went...

3. One Way To Deal With A Scratch

4. Crack Your Bumper Open Only to Find Out It's Occupied

5. Bad Kitty

 6. Mailbox 1, Honda 0

7. Batman Have Been Involved

8 & 9. HULK SMASH!

10. Apply A Little Turtle Wax...

11.  Just Stitch It Up With Colorful Zip Ties

12.  Nothing Stops Chuck Norris

13. Must Be An Import From Isla Neblar 

14. His Daughter Put A Band-aid On Everyday Until It Was Fixed

15. Blame The Wife

 16. One way to deal with it

17. A bandaid will fix it

18. Just So Everyone Knows You're Not a Bad Driver


Thursday, September 12, 2019

30 Horrible Bosses Shamed For Their Nasty Behavior

Sometimes it seems like good bosses are few and far between. You may not realize how good you have it until you leave for greener pastures and end up hating your life because you have a bad boss. However, there is a special place in hell for bosses who behave like this... 

#1 My Boss Call Me To A Meeting On My Day Off, Then Asks Me To Arrange The Room

 #2 Got a $50 Gift Card As A Christmas Gift From My Boss, Only to Find Out It Was Deducted From My Paycheck

#3 Artists At My Local Tattoo Shop Left This For Their Boss After Finding A Motion Detector That Records Video In The Unisex Bathroom

 #4 My Boss Said "No" Too Many Times. He Forced My Hand. I Quit! Now While He's Miserable. My Feet Are In The Sand. F Him

 #5 My Coworker Went All Wet Seal On Our Boss Today

 #6 So I Bring A Pecan Pie To Work. By Noon It Was Missing. Found It A Few Hours Later In My Boss's Office


#7 Secret Recording Device Under Break Room Table At Work

#8 One Of A Seemingly Endless Series Of Unreasonable Notes Left By My Boss. It’s Great

#9 Our Boss Doesn't Let Us Take Any Home!

#10 This Structural Pole My Boss Refuses To Fix

#11 When Your Good Service Rewards Only Your Boss

#12 Shift Manager At My Work Was Just Diagnosed With Colon Cancer, Our Store Manager Put This Sign Out A Week Later

#13 Boss Didn't Like The Color Of The Chairs In The Break Room. So Now We Just Don't Have Chairs

#14 My Boss Installed An IP Camera At The Store To Spy On Us When He's Away. I Retaliated With This Rig

#15 My Boss Was Deathly Serious When He Posted This. Looks Like I'm Spending Some Quality Time At Work This Year

#16 Quit My Job Yesterday Because I Was Tired Of The Unprofessional Environment - Got This Text From My Supervisor Today


#17 This Is The Drinking Water Filter At My Work. It's Been Getting Darker By The Day But My Boss Insists It's Doing Its Job Still

#18 Leave Work For One Day And My Boss Replaced My Large Monitor That I Use To Make Prototype Models And Engravings On Products With This Tiny One

#19 My Brothers GF Sent Him This From Her Workplace, This Is What Her Boss Posted

#20 Came To Work To Find That My Boss Threw Away Everyone’s Desks And Replaced Them With Dressers, A Sheet Of Glass, And Saddle Chairs

#21 My Boss Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Play Drag Racing. On His iPad. While Driving A Truck. On The Highway

#22 The Way My Boss Asked Me To Order Her More Pens Like This One. I'm Sure She's Just Bluffing.......

#23 My Christmas Gift From My Boss. Fortune 500 Company. No Christmas Bonus, Post It Notes, 2 Pieces Of Chocolate, Pen, Jeans One Day

#24 Work For Multimillion Dollar Company. Employer Refuses To Pay For Drinking Water. Group Of Employees Decides To Pitch-In And Pay

#25 The Temperature My Boss Keeps The Office At

#26 If You Park Like This... You Are My Boss, So I Can't Say Anything

#27 Complained To My Boss And Received This Minutes Later

#28 My Boss Ordered A Box Of 6000 Pepper Packets Instead Of A Shaker, So Now I Get To Spend My Saturday Cutting Open Packets For Our Burger Seasoning

#29 The Six Pack Of Macarons Cost More Than Six Individual Ones. "You Weren't Supposed To Notice" Is What The Manager Working Told Me

#30 My Boss Wears His $50,000 Green Diamond Ring To Work, Laying Asphalt